I like Angelina Jolie for one big reason: She donates her time and energy to a worthy cause, the United Nations. (I hate it when celebrities start their own charities just so they can waste tons of money in start-up costs. When you sign up with UNICEF or the United Nations,you are taking a huge machine of good and making it go further, faster.)
However, I am worried about Angelina for two reasons:
1. She may be “giving it away ” for her boyfriend Brad.
2. She doesn’t have women friends.
IS ANGELINA GIVING IT (“IT” meaning food) AWAY FOR BRAD?
Angelina is scary skinny. I am concerned she is keeping herself skeletal thin for her honey bunny, Brad Pitt. Since she has been dating Brad, she is just so emaciated!
My suspicion about Brad Pitt is that he loves his girls very close to the bone. Remember his long time affair with the skinny minny Juliette Lewis? Gwyneth Paltrow? Thandie Newton? Heroin, anyone?
JENNIFER AND BRAD
When Jennifer Anniston was married to Brad, she was perpetually on a severe diet, and all she ever talked about was food…”Brad and I love when we can go out and get nachos … We love to do these banana shakes,” I would see her say in interviews.
Everybody knows that when you restrict your calorie count to crazy low levels, all you can think about is food. It is a survival/starvation thing. I suspect poor Angelina is working hard at not eating to please her man.
Girlfriend Aside: (I once had a girlfriend whose husband told her he wanted her to be super skinny, “so I can feel like when we are making love, I could possibly just break you.” EEEK!!)
NOTE TO GIVE AWAY GIRLS(GAG): NOT EATING TO PLEASE BOYFRIEND IS A DEFINITE GAG GIRL NO NO!
Often times, GAG girls go to extremes to make their partners happy.
Stay tuned for the No Girlfriend Problem.